2006-02-11 - 10:50 p.m. EST - bang bang

I found this on some livejournal, via toothpaste for dinner's livejournal picture..generator..thing.
anyway.
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I bought a Beretta and a holster today. Except it's a soft-air gun Beretta. That shoots yellow pellets. It looks like a real gun. I might start carrying it in public and let people think it is.

I read a story recently about a guy that was in Arizona walking around with a gun in his holster, because you know, it's fucking America and the right to carry a gun is higher up in the constitution than the right to not have your house broken into and searched by the cops. These british tourists saw his gun and like ran away screaming and fainted and shit. A cop saw this all happening and went to talk to the tourists, who were sitting down sweating and hyperventilating inside a nearby conveniance store. This was all just their reaction to seeing someone walking around with a gun in their holster, he wasn't even carrying it in his hand. The British tourists were crying and rambling on about how they couldn't believe people were allowed to "walk around with guns on the street". What a pair of worthless fucking pussies. How do you go to USA, let alone the southern states, and not know that guns are legal? Have they never seen any American movie? Did they think all those action movies where the main character runs around with a gun, that the fact he was carrying a gun was just a creative freedom? I mean I know these days you need a license to carry a gun in most states, but come on. It's AMERICA. How do you go to Arizona and not expect people to carry guns. And how can you be such a worthless pathetic wuss that the sight of a gun makes you act like those tourists.
If I ever own my own store I'm going to give all gun owners a 10% discount."
the guy lives in Sweden. it's interesting to read someone's views of our country, versus what it's like to live here.
I've never, ever, nevervevervrvenenever seen a civilian carrying a gun, and I live in south florida. apparently the southern states are supposed to be riddled with gun carrying!
whatever. I'm moving to massachusetts. I'm "MORE LIKELY TO LIVE HERE(there)".
oh, giant confusing billboard.
anyway, I don't want the holiday to end. I'm having such confusing feelings right now. oy vey.